Heh, heh, heh. Awesome. Utterly, absolutely awesome. I wanna read this 'verse of yours. I particularly like 4, 7, and 9, not to mention that I find your parting line about a "sulking White Martian" hilarious; maybe M'gann can help her . . . if M'gann even exists in your universe.

(And maybe you'll check out my Titans: Legacies fic sometime; beware, for its Titans are composed of canonical or apocryphal characters from DC Comics' multiple fictional universes.)